Harry Enfield: A Short Story

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face then the officer said could he have a word with Michael, he told him that he had been in the Navy and if he still wanted to join up and needed any help with filling in any forms he would be happy to help him,
As a teenager when Michael was nearly 15 years old he would came in from school and go straight up to his room where he would put his headphones on to listen to his music on his walkman while playing games on his spectrum or reading a book or fill the whole floor with all his star wars figures and ships but this one day when he came I was in the upstairs lounge doing some ironing I said come in here I want to talk he came in and sat down (just like the character Kevin from Harry Enfield)
So I began trying to have a conversation first I asked how is school OK what are you doing at the moment nothing much, what’s your mates doing not Much, we I just though this one in well my friend said that she saw you down the red way and what did she say she saw you doing (thinking he was going to say she
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When Rebecca came to Milton Keynes to visit it was around her eldest son’s 4 birthday in September 1991 by this time she had 3 children we were talking about her eldest son who had started going to playgroup I noticed that he wasn’t talking very clearly he couldn’t pronounce his name his sisters or baby brothers name very well at all, we gave Rebecca a card with some money in it so she could buy her son a present from us, the next day she phoned to say thank you for the card and money we were just chatting when I said it’s a shame your eldest boy couldn’t go to playgroup for more days as mixing with the other children his own age would help him pronounce his words properly, she screamed what you saying he’s thick I said no but as she was talking to the two baby’s in baby talk he was still using it, she went completely made shouting just coz you sons in the navy any thick co can join, what do you know about kids you’ve only had one, I tried to say “yes but I

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