One of the most dreadful and asinine tasks that we as highschoolers must face is Gym Class. The false gods that call themselves teachers tell us to jump and we follow suit like a dog obeying its master. They force us to run, sweat and suffer under their grueling leadership. You are then forced to go about your daily tasks smelling like a rotting apple core combined with spoiled meat. You walk through the halls and fall prey to the gazes of people who used to call themselves your friends. This is why I pray for you my brother, that you get this problem out of your way as soon as possible. Once you get to be my age you cannot afford to suffer in that way out of fear of ultimate rejection and banishment. Another predicament you will face in
