Example Of A Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good afternoon,

I am sorry to have missed you today; I was looking forward to meeting Sandra. On the other hand, I heard some exciting news! Jason mentioned you had exam tables ready to send my way and all five are power tables. I cannot thank you enough for your help.

Please let me know if I can ever be of help.

Thanks again,

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