Nowadays it seems as if almost anything can possibly maybe be leading to your ultimate demise. Scientists have supposedly probably found a connection between a large number of disorders and diseases linked to almost everything. I’m pretty sure drinking too much of a diet soda causes cancer somewhere, and so do the really smart folk on Buzzfeed and my Facebook trending news feed. When people aren’t afraid of that, they turn to the dangers of the thing naturally found inside of wheat grains that we’ve been eating for hundreds of years because for hundreds of years people have been dying. Dying is something we all need to avoid, and if a lot of people who died or had a condition like cancer, we might maybe have a possible link.
But it’s time to wake up, sheeple - Short for sheep-people, because you’re being blindly led like a flock of sheep, i'm …show more content…
Also, act really pretentious about not drinking water because of its possible health effects, even though they’re not proven. Even though you know people who are allergic to it, act like they’re benefitting! Do you know that the average human being is now made up over 80% water? In other words, being a decent social human being and coming into contact with second-hand dihydrogen oxide might just be the way to wind up socializing with the maggots in your casket, Mr. Somebody. We must all lock ourselves into our rooms, dehydrate ourselves, take down the evil humidifier industry that poisons our air, and boycott the weatherman because he always says it HAS to rain tomorrow. Facts are that water might sorta-possibly-maybe be the reason we’re all not immortal. Screw the benefits. This crap is scary! Live like you don’t want to die tomorrow, and don’t live anymore! Be safe! Dehydrate yourself until there is no water left, and make our world safe and water free for our
But it’s time to wake up, sheeple - Short for sheep-people, because you’re being blindly led like a flock of sheep, i'm …show more content…
Also, act really pretentious about not drinking water because of its possible health effects, even though they’re not proven. Even though you know people who are allergic to it, act like they’re benefitting! Do you know that the average human being is now made up over 80% water? In other words, being a decent social human being and coming into contact with second-hand dihydrogen oxide might just be the way to wind up socializing with the maggots in your casket, Mr. Somebody. We must all lock ourselves into our rooms, dehydrate ourselves, take down the evil humidifier industry that poisons our air, and boycott the weatherman because he always says it HAS to rain tomorrow. Facts are that water might sorta-possibly-maybe be the reason we’re all not immortal. Screw the benefits. This crap is scary! Live like you don’t want to die tomorrow, and don’t live anymore! Be safe! Dehydrate yourself until there is no water left, and make our world safe and water free for our