Pisces: So no one told you life was gonna be this way/ Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A./ It's like you're always stuck in second gear/ When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but Mercury will be in retrograde again on December 19 and life will continue to be unpredictable and bleak.
Aries: The upcoming quadrantids meteor shower means it’s time to get cuffed. (See advice column)
Taurus: Taurus, given the relative locations of Saturn and Venus, is feeling overwhelming excitement for the new year. Take the next few weeks to make plans for the year, shop predicted trends, and update your meme page subscriptions. …show more content…
In the past, people may have forgotten how fake you are, but this fall is the time to remind yourself and everyone around you how petty, bitter and nosy you are.
Cancer: 2016 has been quite tough for Cancer, the quirkiest and most relatable sign. The last months of the year is the time to focus on the betterment of yourself, which is best done through observing treat yo’ self day on October 13.
Leo: Something big is on store this month for the Leo. If news of A Tribe Called Quest was not enough, rumors have been circulating of a Backstreet Boys